Not the news stories, the actual headlines.
Specifically, a headline in the metro section of the Minneapolis Star Tribune, from Thursday, December 16, 2010:
Dayton, GOP leaders begin with goodwill
The two sides said they seek common ground amid an ideological gulf.
The story itself, I assume, is about our new governor (finally!) beginning to work with the GOP in the state senate and house. But I didn't read the actual story, because I stopped at that sub-headline. Take a moment to parse its meaning.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Time for the senses-shattering finale! Complete with astonishing twist that will blow your mind! Or at least it would if I hadn't given the twist away long ago in the title I gave to this sequence.